Les citations les plus geek que j’ai pu trouver sur le web... Attention, humour d’informaticien ! ;-)

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Attention les yeux, c'est de l'humour d'informaticien... ;-)

  • In God we Trust -- all others must submit an X.509 certificate.
  • Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their work to an ftp server and have everybody mirror it. - Linus Torvalds
  • Unix IS user-friendly. It is just very picky about who his friends are.
  • Computers are like air conditioners, they are useless when you open Windows.
  • Software is like sex; it's better when it's free. - Linus Torvalds
  • There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
  • echo '16i[q]sa[ln0=aln100%Pln100/snlbx]sbA0D4D465452snlbxq'|dc
  • UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. - Doug Gwyn
  • Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn't leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn't loan them out to strangers.
  • Windows 95 is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can't stand one bit of competition.

J'essairai de mettre cet article à jour quand je trouverai de nouvelles citations, ou quand on m'en enverra. Gardez l'oeil ;-)