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Attention les yeux, c’est de l’humour d’informaticien... ;-)
In God we Trust — all others must submit an X.509 certificate.
Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their work to an ftp server and have everybody mirror it. - Linus Torvalds
Unix IS user-friendly. It is just very picky about who his friends are.
Computers are like air conditioners, they are useless when you open Windows.
Software is like sex ; it’s better when it’s free. - Linus Torvalds
There are only 10 types of people in the world : those who understand binary and those who don’t.
echo ’16i[q]sa[ln0=aln100%Pln100/snlbx]sbA0D4D465452snlbxq’|dc
UNIX was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things. - Doug Gwyn
Passwords are like underwear. You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them. You should change them regularly. And you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.
Windows 95 is a 32-bit shell for a 16-bit extension to an 8-bit operating system designed for a 4-bit microprocessor by a 2-bit company that can’t stand one bit of competition.
J’essairai de mettre cet article à jour quand je trouverai de nouvelles citations, ou quand on m’en enverra. Gardez l’oeil ;-)
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