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In God we Trust. All others must submit an X.509 certificate.

“Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their work to an ftp server and have everybody mirror it.” – Linus Torvalds

There are only 10 types of people in the world : those who understand binary and those who don't.

“Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that would also stop you from doing clever things.” – Doug Gwyn

One OS to hook them all One browser to find them One word processor to bring them all And in monopoly, bind them…

A Black Hole is where God divided by zero.

Recursion: (n.) See “Recursion”.

It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.” – Rick Cook

I am the “ILOVEGNU” signature virus. Just copy me to your signature. This email was infected under the terms of the GNU General Public License

Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script

La lecture de fichier texte sous Unix, c'est souvent une question de vi ou de more

“Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.” – E. W. Dijkstra

This mail is displayed with recycled electrons

“If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.” – Robert Sewell

“Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.” – Linus Torvalds

“Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.” – Scott Adams

“Normal people […] believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.” – Scott Adams

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