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 In God we Trust. All others must submit an X.509 certificate.
-"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their work to an ftp server
+"Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their work to an ftp
-and have everybody mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
+server and have everybody mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
 There are only 10 types of people in the world :
 those who understand binary and those who don't.
-"Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because that
+"Unix was not designed to stop you from doing stupid things, because
-would also stop you from doing clever things." -- Doug Gwyn
+that would also stop you from doing clever things." -- Doug Gwyn
 One OS to hook them all
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 Recursion: (n.)  See "Recursion".
-It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of
+It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans
-java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the shaking
+of java that the thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shaking, the
-becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.
+shaking becomes a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind
+in motion.
-"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build
+"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to
-bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce
+build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying
-bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -- Rick Cook
+to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."
+ -- Rick Cook
 I am the "ILOVEGNU" signature virus. Just copy me to your signature.
-This email was infected under the terms of the GNU General Public License.
+This email was infected under the terms of the GNU General Public License
 Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script
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 souvent une question de vi ou de more
-"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about
+"Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy
-telescopes." -- E. W. Dijkstra
+is about telescopes." -- E. W. Dijkstra
 This mail is displayed with recycled electrons
-"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete
+"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would
-themselves upon execution." -- Robert Sewell
+delete themselves upon execution." -- Robert Sewell
-"Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work
+"Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work,
-done." -- Linus Torvalds
+yet getting the work done." -- Linus Torvalds
+"Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily
+available, they will create their own problems." -- Scott Adams
+"Normal people [...] believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it.
+Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough
+features yet." -- Scott Adams